Wisdom

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Wisdom #112: Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Wisdom #644: If you don't know where you're going, you're never lost.

Wisdom #64: Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Wisdom #1697: You've caught an even atom tan

Wisdom #138: Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Wisdom #1048: Hey, you've got a third eye! Uh, never mind... it's just a spot of dirt in the middle of your forehead.

Wisdom #133: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Wisdom #1517: The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.