Wisdom

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Wisdom #186: Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

Wisdom #129: If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

Wisdom #1605: We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "He don't work here"

Wisdom #1608: We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.

Wisdom #610: A Cowboy's guide to Life: It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Wisdom #158: Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

Wisdom #1512: The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.

Wisdom #1138: I'm not dead yet!