Wisdom

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Wisdom #1436: Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.

Wisdom #1060: How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?

Wisdom #26: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Wisdom #1418: She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.

Wisdom #1115: I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

Wisdom #1571: Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.

Wisdom #309: Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

Wisdom #1452: TWISTER FOR MONEY, TWISTER FOR BLOOD!