Wisdom

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Wisdom #522: I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

Wisdom #308: DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

Wisdom #1700: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.

Wisdom #248: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Wisdom #1158: If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.

Wisdom #590: Technology for the Country Folk ... BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do

Wisdom #159: Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer

Wisdom #601: Technology for the Country Folk ... RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks