Wisdom

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Wisdom #623: A Cowboy's guide to Life: Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

Wisdom #992: Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.

Wisdom #1059: How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"

Wisdom #756: A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. -- H. H. Munroe

Wisdom #1212: It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.

Wisdom #297: All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Wisdom #1440: Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.

Wisdom #173: If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealthy's greatest satisfaction.