Wisdom

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Wisdom #1460: Thank you for shopping at S-Mart.

Wisdom #1538: Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.

Wisdom #504: If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for satanic masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia … move!

Wisdom #854: But I don't like Spam!!!

Wisdom #551: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Wisdom #1461: That be some righteous dub mon.

Wisdom #546: Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Wisdom #434: There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.