Wisdom

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Wisdom #1097: I like winter. I like the cold. I like the sound of flowers dying.

Wisdom #26: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Wisdom #1341: Often I think I am a special agent of Billy Graham.

Wisdom #1561: Time is a spiral, space is a curve, I know you get dizzy but try not to lose your nerve

Wisdom #1672: You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.

Wisdom #753: A king's castle is his home.

Wisdom #333: No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering?

Wisdom #1698: You, you, you shouldn't, you shouldn't traumatize women with sexual intercourse. I should know, I'm a medieval doctor, I own a mansion and a yacht.