Wisdom

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Wisdom #988: For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.

Wisdom #1413: Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.

Wisdom #1454: Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Wisdom #682: Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Wisdom #1180: If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

Wisdom #1637: When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.

Wisdom #27: Q: How many minimalists does it take to change a light bulb? A: One

Wisdom #892: Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.